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Pure narcissism — this is every club flyer on which my name has appeared. Note that since the majority of these flyers never exist on paper, they tend to be non-standard sizes, and they BLINK. Dear god, WHY MUST THEY BLINK? The electro kids seem to really enjoy it, for whatever reason; maybe they’re epileptic AND masochistic?

28 March 2009 – TILT
I predict that no one will show up, due to (a) the event announcement going out on Tuesday the 24th of March, and (b) the venue address being nowhere to be found on the flyer. I hope I’m wrong.

16 January 2009 – The GetDown

27 December 2008 – TILT 2nd Annual Holiday Banger
(Perhaps you’d also like to see the version without the blinking snow)

22 November 2008 – TILT vs INDIE KRUSH

4 October 2008 – TILT 1 Year Anniversary

21 September 2008 – TILT

7 September 2008 – TILT
(Originally, the flyer said "Sept 4th!" until I pointed out that Sunday, September 4th was actually a Thursday)

17 August 2008 – TILT Sexual Sportswear Night!
(Apparently, "Sexual Sportswear" means "the most absurd gaudy tight-fitting day-glo parody of 1980s athleticwear that you can possibly dig up." Oh, and let’s not ignore the misspelling of "scenario" while we’re at it…)

17 August 2008 – TILT Sexual Sportswear Night!
(This is the first flyer that went out for the event — the guy who does the flyers didn’t get the final flyer done until something like three days before the actual event.)

3 August 2008 – TILT

6 July 2008 – TILT vs INDIE KRUSH – A Fanny Pack Tribute
(A grand total of six people wore fanny packs to this night. Let’s face it — they were a stupid idea in 1991, and they’re still a stupid idea in 2008.)

30 March 2008 – TILT Spring Fling Singles Party!